February 28, 2006
Phil Keoghan's Amazing Diary
Phil Keoghan, the globe-trotting host of CBS' The Amazing Race (returning tonight at 9 pm/ET), takes TV Guide readers along on the exotic new season's first leg.
DAY ONE 6:30 amThere's always this great feeling right before the race begins, this calm before the storm. And as the teams arrive in this spectacular location — Red Rocks Amphitheatre, outside of Denver — you can't imagine that in an hour and a half, this wild animal will be let out of its cage. I always like to walk along the line of the teams' bags. I pick them up and see who is carrying what, to see who has planned ahead and who is completely unrealistic about what they're going to haul around the world for the next month. While some teams have decided they're on a luxury trip, the husband-and-wife team of Lake and Michelle Garner have packed really light.
11:00 amThe teams start arriving at Denver International Airport and have to get on one of three different flights heading to Brazil. After I've checked in, I put on a hat and sit in the corner to hear what the teams say to each other, since it's the first time they are allowed to talk to each other. They only have visual references to judge people, and it never ceases to amaze me how quickly they begin creating nicknames for each other.
Instantly the teams decide that best friends B.J. Averell and Tyler MacNiven are "The Hippies," since they are two guys who look like they rarely use a razor. Then B.J. and Tyler spot another team, Danielle Torchio and Danielle Turner. It's fair to say the two Danielles are shapely, and Tyler decides that they should be "the Double-Ds." It's amazing to see how quickly these nicknames stick.
DAY TWO9:30 amIt's been almost 20 hours since I said "Go!" and we've finally made it to the São Paolo Airport in Brazil. Just like the best-laid travel plans, things are already going wrong. The flight that was meant to land first was delayed, which changes the whole order for the teams. And there are some teams who haven't realized yet that the language in Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish. And there's a team that ends up literally walking past the clue box more than five times, even though it's right in front of them. How they missed it I still don't know, but it's certainly going to be entertaining for those watching at home.
1:00 pmThere are two popular ways of getting around in São Paolo — motorbikes or helicopters — so the race's first detour is a choice we've decided to call "Motorhead versus Rotorhead." They have to either assemble a motorcycle from scratch and be able to start it or take a helicopter over the city and look for a specific roof to land on for their clue. One team has decided to assemble their motorcycle in the street, and the locals are quite excited about one team member, Yolanda Brown-Moore, who has the most amazing legs on The Amazing Race. Those of us working on the race have picked who we think are the strongest teams — although I will be the first to admit that my predictions have been extremely unsuccessful every season, which speaks to the unpredictable nature of the show. It always surprises me that people immediately discredit older teams when, if you look at the history of the race, we've had an incredible showing from the older generation. In Season 3, Teri and Ian made it to the final three, and who will ever forget the gutsy performance of Meredith and Gretchen in Season 7? This year the oldest racers are Fran and Barry Lazarus, and right from the starting line, they seemed to show that they are one of the most energetic teams and certainly the most well traveled.
4:00 pmMost of the teams have finished the challenge and have arrived at this old warehouse to watch an indigenous cultural ceremony. The teams are required to take part in this experience by lighting a candle and handing it over to one of the locals in order to receive their next clue. Some teams are clearly on a mission to get their next clue and don't notice what's going on around them, while others get caught up in the moment and become visibly affected.
5:00 pmFinally, everyone starts showing up to meet me at the first pit stop. The first chat that I have with each of the teams always serves as a good indicator for what we can expect. One of the most common things I hear at the first pit stop is that the race is nothing like they expected and that somehow even the simplest of tasks — such as reading directions — takes on a whole new meaning. Everyone thinks it looks so easy on television, but they're shocked at how difficult it is to actually run the race. One of the hardest things for teams to get used to is having their entire lives put under a microscope. They get so caught up in the moment that they forget that everything they do and say is being captured on camera. This means that any conflict will be analyzed by millions of viewers and ultimately the teams will have to face up to their actions. Some have told me after the race that they've actually made adjustments to their behavior after they watched themselves on television.
And this is just the beginning. There are still more than 50,000 miles to the finish line, and the cameras will be rolling every step of the way.
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Rene Auberjonois: From Benson to Boston
Before "snark" was even a word, Rene Auberjonois was wonderfully full of it as Clayton Runnymede Endicott III, the fancy-speaking foil to Robert Guillaume's titular manservant-turned-civil servant on the '80s comedy Benson. These days — and a sci-fi-fabulous run as Deep Space Nine's Odo later — the veteran actor is sharing a set with fellow Star Trek universe alum William Shatner on ABC's Boston Legal (Tuesdays at 10 pm/ET). In fact, Auberjonois' prickly Paul Lewiston recently embarked on a juicy new story arc, one of the many topics covered in this Q&A with TVGuide.com.

TVGuide.com: Long before there was The West Wing, before there was Commander in Chief, there was a little inside-political-life show called Benson, wasn't there?Rene Auberjonois: [Laughs] Oh, for god's sake. You must have been a kid when that was on, judging from your voice. But it was a great show for kids.
TVGuide.com: What do you remember most about that experience?Auberjonois: Well, I had resisted doing a series for a number of years. The first TV show I ever did was an episode of The Mod Squad, in 1971, and after that I was offered several different series, two of which ran a long, long time. One was M*A*S*H — I was asked to re-create the role I had done in the feature film, of Father Mulcahy. But when Benson came along, it was the right time. My kids were both in school and I really needed to settle down and have a steady income. It was a magical piece of timing in that I got to get up every morning, make the kids their breakfast and drive them to school, and then go to work with a wonderful group of actors.
TVGuide.com: In addition to turning down the M*A*S*H series, you were also offered the role of Bosley in Charlie's Angels?Auberjonois: Yeah, but I don't like... [Groans, then laughs] I should shut up about those things, because the actors who did them... [William] Christopher, who played Mulcahy [on TV], was fabulous. I couldn't imagine anybody else doing it better. The same thing is true for [David Doyle on] Charlie's Angels. Why would I even compare myself?
TVGuide.com: The law-firm-based legal-drama genre has been plugging away for at the very least 20 years, if you measure from L.A. Law. How do you think David E. Kelley manages to keep it fresh on Boston Legal?Auberjonois: I don't know. I'm amazed. How do you keep it fresh? I came off seven years on a Star Trek series that constantly amazed me. I tell you, after Deep Space Nine, I went on to do a guest-shot thing during Season 1 of Enterprise. Scott Bakula and I were on the set talking one day and he said, "This is a good script." I said, "Yeah, yeah, we did this one in Season 3." He looked at me like, "What?!" You do tend to tell the same stories again and again. I think the way David E. Kelley keeps it fresh is by dealing with the present and things that are happening in the news every day. It's not like Law & Order's "ripped from the headlines" stories, but David has a very strong sense of his civil responsibility. I know that sometimes he worries that he gets preachy, but I tell you, I wait every week to get the script and read James Spader's closing arguments. I'm so proud to be part of a show that deals with issues head on. Although it's totally clear where David's heart lies, he always manages to somehow present both sides and skew difficult issues in a way you don't expect. That is how he keeps it fresh.
TVGuide.com: What do you think are the biggest hurdles facing network TV?Auberjonois: The real thing now is the difference between what you can do on cable and what you can do on network. One of the remarkable things about David is that Boston Legal is a show that, on face value, should be on cable, where he can use the language that obviously he's meaning to use. In fact, when we first get our script, he leaves the language the way he means it to be, and then you adjust it. You don't say, "F--- off," you say something else, but we know as actors what the intention is. So for me that's the big difference. Also, the very nature of the number of commercials leaves you 42 minutes [of storytelling] and really dictates the structure into five acts, and that is very, very difficult to deal with. A lot of shows don't deal with it terribly successfully, but David — and I really admire this — saw the skeleton that was required to hold the body together and he writes to it. I've heard him say in interviews that he would love to not have to do that, but I think he loves to be writing for network television because he wants to reach that kind of audience, the kind that doesn't watch cable.
TVGuide.com: Do you and Shatner share sci-fi-convention war stories?Auberjonois: [Chuckles] To a degree. I've got to tell you, one of the great joys is Shatner. I just adore the man. If you had asked me five years ago — his reputation as a diva had preceded him and not to his best advantage. But then I started to meet him at conventions and I was completely charmed by him. One of the wonderful things about Bill is how interested he is in other people. He asks questions, as if he's Larry King. He has this insatiable curiosity about people, whether it's the grip or a craft-services guy or a makeup person....
TVGuide.com: What'd you think when Boston Legal dropped in that Star Trek communicator sound effect when Denny flipped open his cell phone?Auberjonois: Loved it. There have also been other things, like a Klingon reference in the show about salmon fishing and "cling on" bacteria. Spader says something about cling-ons and Shatner goes, "Klingons?" [Laughs]
TVGuide.com: You had some interesting and very different father-daughter scenes in the Feb. 21 episode.Auberjonois: Yeah, that's the beginning of an arc in which we find out a lot more about the private side of Paul Lewiston, and I love having that. Some friends of mine will say, "Oh, they don't use you enough!" and I look at them like, "What, are you wishing me to work hard? I'm 65 years old! I thought I was going to retire when this thing came out of nowhere!" It's the happiest gig of my life and I love to have challenging and interesting things to do. But I also don't mind if I'm just being grumpy Paul Lewiston, keeping everybody in line.
TVGuide.com: Paul's daughter, Rachel, is sticking around?Auberjonois: She does for a good number of episodes. She's a wonderful actress, Jayne Brook. We reconcile and then I get suspicious that she's still on drugs, and then I find drugs, and then I do an intervention and have her dragged away to a rehab thing, and then I take custody of the child.... In the course of it, Mark Valley's character, Brad, gets attracted to her. In fact, I just finished shooting a scene where I tell him to stay away from her. [Paul's relationship with his daughter] is part of the fabric of the show now.
TVGuide.com: Having played so many judges and lawyers in your career, do you think you could represent yourself in traffic court if need be?Auberjonois: No. [Laughs]
TVGuide.com: You have done a great deal of voice work. What are the easiest and hardest aspects?Auberjonois: The easiest is that you do it in an hour and you're out of there. The hardest thing is that often, especially if you are just a guest on Batman or whatever, you get the call to go in and you don't know if you're going to be doing an Italian bank robber or a mad Irish seaman or a German scientist, so you have to really be on your toes and be able to work spontaneously and quickly.
TVGuide.com: Lastly, of your many performances, what has been your most demanding acting role? Auberjonois: Ironically, it was another David E. Kelley show, Chicago Hope, where I played a pediatric heart surgeon with Tourette's syndrome. I was very sensitive to the fact that I really had to do some very serious research on it to the point that I felt comfortable representing that particular malady. A year later at some Beverly Hills event to raise consciousness about Tourette's, they showed a clip of it. That made me very proud — that they felt that my representation was not demeaning to the people who have it.

Ramis-Cusack Film Seeks an Ice Break
There are a lot of movie directors who spend their entire careers working in a single genre. In a fickle industry where a couple of bombs can lead to prolonged unemployment, there's a certain job security in mining similar subject matter. On the rare occasion when a filmmaker does step out of character, they frequently find themselves chastised by critics and ignored by audiences that are shackled with expectation. Apparently, these concerns didn't weigh heavily on Harold Ramis when he decided to make The Ice Harvest. A dark yarn with a moral compass as slippery as the setting, The Ice Harvest is a far cry from the flicks that made Ramis. In fact, nothing in Animal House, Caddyshack or Stripes even remotely resembles classic film noir, whereas The Ice Harvest is steeped in that pedigree. Arriving in stores today on DVD, the director credits the movie's writer and the creators of Fargo for inspiring him to step out onto the Ice. "I'd been reading all of Richard Russo's fiction and the quality of the writing was just tremendous," Ramis shares in an interview with TVGuide.com. "His [Ice Harvest] screenplay was smart and mature. I'd always been a big fan of that kind of film — like what the Coen brothers [Joel and Ethan] do. They try to keep you at a distance and not really invest in their characters. That's part of the joke. Oddly though, The Ice Harvest is a bit warmer, because no matter how bad John Cusack's character gets, you still want to care about him." While audiences may care about Cusack's Charlie, he's certainly not the type of guy you'd want your sister to bring home. As Cusack's seedy interactions with like-minded self-serving characters — played by Billy Bob Thornton, Oliver Platt and Connie Nielsen — begin to pile up, it soon seems impossible to believe that this is the same guy who clutched a boom box over his head in Say Anything. Even more difficult to fathom is that it's all orchestrated by the same guy who once had Bill Murray gleefully drive a car with a groundhog. It is that 1993 comedy, however, that Ramis most likens to The Ice Harvest. "The Ice Harvest is a story of what happens when people fail to find meaning in life. That's the flip side of Groundhog Day," claims Ramis. "That movie is about what life becomes when you're able to discover meaning. Strangely, I see them as light and dark companions to one another. They are both about existentialism. They both ask, 'In the absence of some kind of organized religious theory, what does life mean? What is it for?'" They may be comparable thematically, but box-office tallies for The Ice Harvest couldn't be more dissimilar to Groundhog Day's. Earning less than $9 million domestically after its October 2005 release, the film is relying on DVD revenue to recoup its budget. When asked if that practical matter of profitability might affect whether his next projects stray from the comedy realm, Ramis responds confidently. "Not at all. Critically, I got reviews [for Ice Harvest] that are as good as I've gotten for any movie. But even without that, I make movies for myself. Not selfishly, but I figure if I'm not interested, why would anyone else be? You see so many movies in the marketplace that are calculated from Day 1. Sure, you can always get a certain segment of the audience to come out if you show a spaceship or a dinosaur, but if you really want to do good and important work, you've got to go with your own instincts." And Ramis' instincts should not be underestimated. As the writer of Animal House, his influence can clearly be seen in recent hits like Old School. And despite the fact that they were made years ago, classics like Caddyshack and Groundhog Day continue to garner new fans every day. "I'm constantly asked to speak to audiences about Groundhog Day. It has a continuing reverberation through the spiritual community, through film studies.... People are interested in that film because there are ideas [in it] worth talking about," he explains. "Caddyshack, on the other hand, is a film that got really mediocre reviews when it first came out, but over the years it's actually gotten more [acclaim]. It started out as a two-star movie and suddenly it had [earned] another star at a certain point. The long-lasting public embrace is really something." Hopefully for Ramis, that public embrace will stir up some interest for The Ice Harvest now that it's on DVD. It might embolden the director to take further chances, because even though Ramis says a film's financial success doesn't affect him, his next project is, not surprisingly, a comedy, starring Owen Wilson.
Trump Talks Martha, Randall and Apprentice No. 5!
The Donald has spoken. "When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes," Donald Trump says on the eve of the NBC series' fifth edition. "The big change is always the cast." True, but there are some other surprises this time around. Premiering tonight at 9 pm/ET — in its new Monday time slot opposite 24 — Trump has called in some reinforcements, as he reveals in this TV Guide Q&A.
TV Guide: I'm sure you're happy with the performance of last season's finale, because the ratings had been down a bit.Donald Trump: There was a lot of confusion with Martha [Stewart's edition of The Apprentice]. A lot of confusion. People didn't know what was going on. Even through that, [the original] did well, and then it really went well towards the end. The ratings were very strong. [Reciting ratings from Variety, Dec. 21, page 6] "CSI, The Apprentice..." [Proudly] We killed The Amazing Race. Fifteen copies or relative copies [of The Apprentice] have failed. I'm starting to think I must be very good at this. We just finished shooting No. 5, and No. 6 is being shot in Los Angeles. NBC and [series creator] Mark [Burnett] and myself thought it would be really good to have a change of venue, and I have property in Los Angeles. I'm going to go out there pretty soon to pick the people.
TV Guide: Let's talk about The Apprentice, Season 5. Every year you shake things up a little. What can we expect this season?Trump: I felt strongly about [not changing too much]. We started to get a little bit cute in No. 3, with the project managers' exempt and all that, and all it did was make things more complicated. On No. 4, we went back to the original concept and I really like it much better. There are certain things that have worked well — like [pitting the] men versus the women — but again, when you have a success like The Apprentice, you don't want to change it so much.
TV Guide: You once had "the street smart versus the book smart" college grads.Trump: Right, but the concept of men versus women has been there a very long time and it's probably a natural thing. We have made certain changes [for Season 5] but I can't really tell you that it's still men versus women, because that's what the show is for. TV Guide: OK, let's talk about the contestants. As usual, most are good-looking and have impressive resumes.Trump: Incredible resumes. Rather than going over all of them, because I don't have all day, let's look down the list. Allie: She went to Harvard, got an MBA, graduated very high in her class. Brilliant, very energetic. A great television character. Charmaine: She made presentations to companies that were just unbelievable. Better than people who have been doing it for 20 years. She's a natural salesperson, but beyond that an unbelievable presenter. Lenny: Russian, as tough as they come. Made himself a millionaire by the strap of his boots. Total killer, but with a heart. Again, a great character.
TV Guide: Michael looks like a possible show hunk.Trump: [Assessing hunks] has never been my thing, but he's a very handsome guy. Very successful. He's a management consultant, he's done great. Tarek is very interesting. He's a member of Mensa, a very tiny group of people get into that. That's when you have a genius IQ. He's very different, as you'll see.
TV Guide: There's always one woman who scares everyone, who's kind of a barracuda.Trump: Roxanne is very, very smart. University of Michigan Law School. Top student. Brilliant. She is really something. Andrea — amazing. She's made millions of dollars, probably the most successful cast member from a dollar standpoint. She skipped college, [yet is] possibly the most successful of all of them. She's a very, very tough and smart person.
TV Guide: Are there any Sam or Omarosa types?Trump: You never know. Sam wasn't Sam until we went on the air. When we shot Apprentice [Season] 1, we never knew that Omarosa was Omarosa. We didn't know other people would be such stars and that was even after we shot and edited. I don't know who's going to become a star until the audience sees them. There are three or four of them in this group who I think could have "it," but it's bad for me to mention their names, because I'm usually wrong. There are some very beautiful [candidates], but that's been proven to not be [a critical factor].
TV Guide: What are some of the companies the candidates work with this season?Trump: We'll be working with Microsoft, General Motors, Yahoo, Procter & Gamble.... Every company that's been on The Apprentice has had among their most successful launches. The Pontiac Solstice was a huge success, for example.
TV Guide: Can we expect any subs for Carolyn [Kepcher] or George [Ross]?Trump: My daughter Ivanka, who went to the Wharton School of Finance — the No. 1 business school, where she got all A's — and who joined me less than a year ago, will substitute for Carolyn on occasion. And my son Donald Jr., who has been in my business for five years, will substitute for George on occasion.
TV Guide: Did you think of that or did Mark?Trump: It was the most natural thing. Mark was in my office when Ivanka walked in and he said, "You know, she's 6 feet tall, she's a great beauty and she's had all A's in school.... We've got to have her on the show. "
TV Guide: Will she and Donald Jr. be tough in the boardroom?Trump: They're tough and smart.
TV Guide: Who's going to scare the candidates more?Trump: That's another thing I can't tell. I may think one, but the audience will think another. But they're really good. They're the ultimate Apprentices when you get right down to it.
TV Guide: This year, you're on Mondays, up against a very popular 24.Trump: We always get great ratings. Don't forget, in Season 1, for many episodes we would beat CSI. We were the only ones ever to do that. [Competing against] 24 is a lot easier than CSI. The only thing that I would say is a risk is that we did really well on Thursday nights and people knew us in that slot and now we're in a different one — a very good slot, but a different one. The only thing I would be concerned about is whether the audience will find us.
TV Guide: You got tons of publicity when you invited Season 4's champ, Randall, to bring the runner-up, Rebecca, with him. Would you ever do that again?Trump: That was unbelievable. I've gotten thousands of letters on that. That was a spur-of-the-moment decision made on live television. I can't tell you I would or I wouldn't [do it again], although I thought it was a good thing to do at the time. Randall certainly came out looking strong when he said no.
TV Guide: Was that the right choice for an entrepreneur to make?Trump: He's a very decisive guy and honestly, when he made the decision, I thought he was making a mistake. Now that time has gone by, I think he did the right thing.
TV Guide: Is he doing a good job for you?Trump: He's doing great.
TV Guide: You'll just have to think of something equally surprising for the Season 5 finale.Trump: I promise.
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We Debrief 24's Chloe and Edgar
Chloe and Edgar are the yin and yang of Fox's 24 (Mondays at 9 pm/ET). She's a hottie who kicks butt out in the field. He's an aerobically challenged techie who never leaves his computer. But CTU's loyal systems analysts keep saving the world, which is why Mary Lynn Rajskub and Louis Lombardi think they have the coolest characters on the show. When she's not shooting 24, Rajskub hangs with Fiona Apple and makes movies (most recently, the Harrison Ford thriller Firewall). Lombardi, an alum of The Sopranos, prefers homier pursuits. "I have the new Xbox," he says. "Come to my house and I'll play you for money." Here's what TV's unlikeliest dynamic duo say about punching the clock.
TV Guide: When are Chloe and Edgar finally going to hook up?Louis Lombardi: Don't tell anybody, but we already are. It's hot.Mary Lynn Rajskub: It's been written about in some underground publication.
TV Guide: Is it hard, Mary Lynn, playing someone so... bitchy?Lombardi: Finally, someone agrees!Rajskub: You know what? Chloe's misunderstood by a lot of people.Lombardi: Sexually frustrated is more like it.Rajskub: I just have more attitude than other characters, that's all. Though I did tell Edgar to shut up a few times.
TV Guide: Did you know Chloe and Edgar were becoming more popular while you were shooting last season?Lombardi: Well, if they just keep writing more and more for you, you know you're doing all right.
TV Guide: What do you say when people ask, "What's going to happen next on 24?"Lombardi: Oh, you know — "It'll get good."Rajskub: I just make up stuff. Or I tell them Kiefer [Sutherland] got a new pair of shoes. [Ed. note: She kids not. Rajskub had us going in her previous preseason premiere Q&A with TVGuide.com.]
TV Guide: So what's going to happen next on 24?Rajskub: Actually, we usually get two scripts at a time so we don't really know which one's gonna be the real one.Lombardi: I learned my lesson. When I did The Sopranos, I went out one night. Pussy just got killed and about 10 people in the bar stopped dead when I announced it. Two friends were so mad, they thought I ruined the whole season. You don't realize it's so powerful. With this show, I don't say nothing.
TV Guide: How are you different from your characters?Lombardi: I'm the opposite of Edgar. I'm not quiet, not shy, and I don't like being yelled at. I wouldn't take being yelled at or getting called an idiot by everybody in the office.Rajskub: I'm the opposite of Chloe, too. I would never be like, "Shut up!" But I do kinda enjoy it. I can relate to being really awkward or being misunderstood.
TV Guide: Why does Jack talk to Chloe more than other people?Rajskub: Because I'm awesome. I'm a know-it-all. But here's the reason: I'm secretly in love with Jack and he knows it.
TV Guide: What kind of guy is Edgar?Lombardi: He's a little sad. Smart. Not too funny. Kids used to use him to do homework.
TV Guide: Would you, Louis, be friends with Chloe?Lombardi: I don't think I'd be friends with Chloe. She'd probably hate me. She doesn't have much of a sense of humor.
TV Guide: Do you guys generally get along off set?Rajskub: We totally get along.Lombardi: It's not like Desperate Housewives.

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