BRITNEY GIVES UP FRITOS
September 06, 2005 |
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Talk about pre-birth jitters! As BRITNEY SPEARS exited a Malibu market with kid sis JAMIE LYNN, says a source, the ready-to-pop pop tart started to pop a Frito corn chip into her mouth — then stared at it, eyes bulging and body trembling! "What's wrong?" asked Jamie Lynn. Wailed Britney, "Everything is wrong! Look at this Frito... it's shaped like a TWO-HEADED BABY! This is a sign... an omen!" Jamie Lynn tried to calm her, but Britney was inconsolable until sis snapped, "You're creeping me out — and actually, it looks more like a heart than anything else!" Britney flung the chip down, crushed it under her flip-flop and sighed, "No more Fritos until this baby is born!"
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